The Skakagrall

Labour has:

1. Failed to democratically reform the House of Lords.
2. Failed to support the United Nations on Iraq.
3. Failed to safeguard the rights of British subjects in Guantanamo.
4. Failed to correct social abuses in the armed forces (e.g. Deepcut murders).
5. Failed to resolve the issue of Scottish MPs voting on English affairs (but not vice versa, the ‘West Lothian Question’).
6. Failed to respect the legitimate rights of Londoners to run their own affairs (e.g. the Underground).
7. Failed to introduce curbs on smoking in public places.
8. Failed to accelerate the introduction of broadband and advanced fibre networks (AFN).
9. Failed to bring terrorist suspects in Britain to court.
10. Failed to end the practice of slopping out in British Prisons.
11. Failed to supply the army in Iraq adequately for a war theoretically involving weapons of mass destruction.
12. Failed to object to the use of torture in foreign countries to obtain information about terrorism.
13. Failed to recognize the rights of immigrant children (e.g. Barlinnie etc.).
14. Failed to resolve the symbolic issue of fox hunting.
15. Failed to formulate any international policies concerning the Internet (including spam abuse).
16. Failed to relieve congestion points on motorways.
17. Failed to reform the Crown Prosecution Service.
18. Failed to join the euro.
19. Failed to encourage a fixed rate mortgage system for house loans.
20. Failed to encourage recycling of domestic rubbish.
21. Failed to formulate a viable national policy for the fishing industry.
22. Failed to guarantee the rights of secularists and humanists, on an equal basis with faith communities.
23. Failed to formulate a policy to make computers available to all primary and secondary schools pupils, and to use computers in examinations.
24. Failed to maintain an impartial relationship with both American political parties.
25. Failed to develop cheaper and more humane alternatives to imprisonment.
26. Failed to respect the independence of the civil service.
27. Failed to encourage organic farming.
28. Failed to run intelligence services producing reliable information.
29. Failed to interest the public in political processes.
30. Failed to modernize voting systems.
31. Failed to introduce fair, consistent and stable government charging for monopoly services.
32. Failed to make the legal system more accessible to ordinary people.
33. Failed to reform the appointment system in the NHS.
34. Failed to devolve the power to tax to the Welsh Assembly and Scottish Parliament.
35. Failed to reform the out-of-date British GP system (NHS).
36. Failed to modernize the diplomatic service and to utilize British government property overseas productively.
37. Failed to reform British Telecom and the rest of the telecommunications industry.
38. Failed to increase national productivity.
39. Failed to reform the Post Office.
40. Failed to create an English Parliament responsible for English affairs
41. Failed to modernize the railways.
42. Failed to revive manufacturing industry.
43. Failed to modernize and scale down the monarchy.
44. Failed to significantly reduce poverty and inequality.
45. Failed to encourage the arts.
46. Failed to deal with drug abuse.
47. Failed to introduce a modern curriculum to British schools.
48. Failed to reform private education in Britain.
49. Failed to develop significant use of alternative sources of energy (wind farms etc.).
50. Failed to modernize the police and police methods.